-Wow, Dean. You’re really gonna jump off the roof?!
-No, stupid. I’m gonna fly off the roof. I’m Superman.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Remember that time Mark Sheppard decided to name his fans “Bob” and then stuck with it?
BUT THE MOMENTS WHERE HE DOESN’T GENUINELY SMILE ARE LEGITIMATELY FUCKING TERRIFYING
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
do you hate me or are you shy: the fanfiction